my baby wrote me a letter

Dear Matthew,


I know you're trying to cleanse and eat healthy foods and not drink, but I really miss you.  I know you miss me.  I've heard you telling co-workers how much you miss me.  I've seen you staring longingly at the liquor cabinet while you sip sleepytime tea before bed.


Let's hang out tonight.  Just for one night.  I know you have to wake up early.  Honestly, it might hurt in the morning, but you used to think that I'm worth it.  Remember the fun times that we used to have?  


I'll be waiting for you at the bar.


Love,


Vodka