don't drunk dial.
drunk texting can be a bad idea, but drunk dialing is always a huge mistake. no exceptions.
fortunately, this is a lesson that i've mostly* learned already, and i'm still a young 28 years old. sure, it took a while to learn this lesson. many bad drunk dials. many embarrassing mornings. i think that drunk texts aren't so terrible, only because you have evidence of what you said while intoxicated. drunk dialing, for many of us, leaves no clues of the substance; you have only a call log showing that you spoke to him for two minutes (wait, did i talk to him? oh god, did i leave a voicemail message? two minutes?!) as "evidence" of your mistake. you have no idea what you said.
if you haven't yet learned the lesson, take this video as a word of caution. albeit, a hilarious word of caution, but -- nonetheless...
a big thanks to my love Tay for sending me this video. it made me laugh out loud and then cringe as some embarrassing memories came back to me.
*i say that i've mostly learned already, because i do have a habit of calling Casshole when i'm UI. no negative repercussions from that, though. only hilarity ensues.