So, this is my life.

And I want you to know that I am both happy and sad and I'm still trying to figure out how that could be.

Tuesday, October 20, 2009

Lois, the wise black receptionist says... Part II

"I play internet poker. I don't need no internet porn. I don't even belong to MyFacebook or MyTube.
I took a test that said I'm doin' good for my age, so I'm fine. I told my sister that and she asks, 'Lois, have you been drinking?' I said to her, 'It don't matter if I HAVE been drinking, because I'm telling the truth.' "

she's still the light of my life, and a wellspring of wisdom in an uncertain age.


tobethatguy said...

CPG, she actually asks about you quite often.

I like to remind her how inappropriate she is, and one of my favorite stories to bring up is the one involving your purse and the vibrator that Lois alleged was inside.

Carey said...

How do I not remember this?!??!

tobethatguy said...

holiday party at my firm, when you and i went unnecessarily black-tie.

you do remember this.

Carey said...

Hahahaha but of course! Seems like a million years ago.