"I play internet poker. I don't need no internet porn. I don't even belong to MyFacebook or MyTube.
I took a test that said I'm doin' good for my age, so I'm fine. I told my sister that and she asks, 'Lois, have you been drinking?' I said to her, 'It don't matter if I HAVE been drinking, because I'm telling the truth.' "
she's still the light of my life, and a wellspring of wisdom in an uncertain age.
4 comments:
CPG, she actually asks about you quite often.
I like to remind her how inappropriate she is, and one of my favorite stories to bring up is the one involving your purse and the vibrator that Lois alleged was inside.
How do I not remember this?!??!
holiday party at my firm, when you and i went unnecessarily black-tie.
you do remember this.
Hahahaha but of course! Seems like a million years ago.
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