"Matthew, I got home last night and I thought, 'Ooh! I need a drink!' But then I asked myself, 'What would you be doing if you didn't have nothing to drink?' You know?"
"Well, what did you say back to that?"
"I said to my mind, 'Why don't you mind your own business!?'"
So, this is my life.
And I want you to know that I am both happy and sad and I'm still trying to figure out how that could be.