"it's a sign!"

last night i had a very vivid dream that my buddy A and i were at a career fair, and there were some VERY important people hiring.

first, James Cameron approached me and asked if i would work on "Avatar 2." while i was talking to him, however, Randy Jackson interrupted and expressed an interest in hiring me and A. i wasn't as interested, so i went back to discussing a job with Cameron, who simply dominated my time and attention the rest of the afternoon.

at 5 PM, i realized that the career fair was ending and that i hadn't talked to the one person for whom i REALLY wanted to work: Chelsea Handler. fortunately i caught Chels just as she was packing up her booth. she thought i was funny because i was "so gay," and she agreed to look at my resume on one condition: she really wanted the "Precious" soundtrack, and she expected me to buy it for her.

a pretty successful career fair. too bad it was just a dream.


THEN, in real life, today a paralegal at my old firm, Sandy, who is one of my favorite humans, told me about a job fair being held here in Philly tomorrow...

coincidence??!?!?



.....probably. i'm not going.