So, this is my life.

And I want you to know that I am both happy and sad and I'm still trying to figure out how that could be.

Thursday, April 30, 2009

blog of the week

continuing my favorite blogs series, i am delighted to direct your attention to another awesome blog:

texts from last night

as you know, i cherish text messages and the memories they sharpen. here are a few of my faves:

(508): So how was he last night?
(617): Five-minute foot-long.

(617): Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name

(347): weddingsv make me drug and hornr

(248): If I could text you the sound of me vomming, I would.

(773): Taylor Swift is so right about you.

(908): the vacuum is drunk
(703): what?
(908): i spilled my drink and tried to vacuum it and now the vacuum is drunk

(925): so explain again why im purple
(617): no

(512): I pooped in a mop bucket.
(1-512): WTF???
(512): Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that

(619): Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!

just. brilliant.

i can't help but wonder: are we all living the same life, in varying degrees of alcoholism and fun? i think we may be.

thanks to m'gurl Aly for the heads up on this one!

p.s. i apologize for the intense linkage. i went overboard.


Anonymous said...

most of us are, 'cept for the ones who actually get pregnant. that's when the fun dies.

Athas said...

Best one so far..

i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impulse buy.