texts from last night
as you know, i cherish text messages and the memories they sharpen. here are a few of my faves:
(508): So how was he last night?
(617): Five-minute foot-long.
(617): Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
(347): weddingsv make me drug and hornr
(248): If I could text you the sound of me vomming, I would.
(773): Taylor Swift is so right about you.
(908): the vacuum is drunk
(703): what?
(908): i spilled my drink and tried to vacuum it and now the vacuum is drunk
(925): so explain again why im purple
(617): no
(512): I pooped in a mop bucket.
(1-512): WTF???
(512): Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
(619): Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
just. brilliant.
i can't help but wonder: are we all living the same life, in varying degrees of alcoholism and fun? i think we may be.
thanks to m'gurl Aly for the heads up on this one!
p.s. i apologize for the intense linkage. i went overboard.
2 comments:
most of us are, 'cept for the ones who actually get pregnant. that's when the fun dies.
Best one so far..
i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impulse buy.
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