So, this is my life.
And I want you to know that I am both happy and sad and I'm still trying to figure out how that could be.
Tuesday, April 7, 2009
world's greatest mysteries
did i walk the entire way to work unzipped?
or, within those ten blocks, did my zipper jump slowly downward, notch by notch, link by link, until it rested at the bottom?
in completely unrelated news, i would posit that tighty whities are likely the warmest style of male undergarment.