more like "my morning 911 call". i couldn't breathe i was laughing so hard.
i hope that's what my life will be like when i'm 100, if i don't contract syphilis first: calling 911 every morning because i made myself choke on a raspberry, only to ogle the hot paramedics as i tell them stories about the wonders of my youth... safe in the EMT.
after having a go at life as a commercial litigation attorney in Philadelphia, i decided to give up the pursuit of wealth and status.
these days i'm pursuing happiness, and so far it's working quite well. i'm working on a new career, and i'm trying to follow my bliss. i'll tell you all about it.
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more like "my morning 911 call". i couldn't breathe i was laughing so hard.
i hope that's what my life will be like when i'm 100, if i don't contract syphilis first: calling 911 every morning because i made myself choke on a raspberry, only to ogle the hot paramedics as i tell them stories about the wonders of my youth... safe in the EMT.
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