priceless

Bren: What is your job title exactly?

Technician: I'm an ultrasound technician, ma'am.

Bren: Well, I'm a nail technician, and I think we both ought to just stick to what we know.

Technician: Excuse me?

Bren: Oh, you think you're so special because you get to play Picture Pages up there? Well, my five year old daughter could do that, and let me tell you, she's not the brightest bulb in the tanning bed. So why don't you go back to night school in Manteno and learn a real trade.

the only part of Juno that i liked. it's almost worth it, though.

i heart Allison Janney.