so dangerous

every occupation has its hazards, including those seemingly safe "desk jobs."

you know what i think is the most dangerous part of a desk job like this?

no, not paper cuts. not weight gain. not MRSA.

i think the most dangerous part of a job like this is one-click shopping on Amazon.


so convenient. so easy. but maybe it shouldn't be that easy to spend hundreds of dollars. maybe it should take two clicks! three, even!

lord...