Me: What time r u getting to town tonight?
BFF D: Leaving Baltimore at 6:30. See u by 8:30!
M: Yes, please.
D: You KNOW what I meeeean!
M: Well I don't know how to answer that. Just look girly and fabulous. obvi.
D: What are we doing tonight? Chill? Dancing? Heels? Flops?
M: Heels. Even if we go to a dumpshit dive bar that serves only $2 pitchers of Busch Light, I want you in heels. If we go dancing, I want you in heels. OK?
D: OMG, quit screaming at me. I'll wear heels! I always do anyway.
i just know what's best for my girls. that's all.