things that do not relieve a hangover:
1. waking up early
2. spending hours on a blanket in the sun
4. walking around the city in flip flops
you can run, but you can't hide.
the hangover will find you eventually.
actually, if you're wearing flip flops, you can't even run, so...
So, this is my life.
And I want you to know that I am both happy and sad and I'm still trying to figure out how that could be.