It's remarkable... You're so obnoxious, yet I really want to kiss you. You're remarkable. Has anyone ever told you that?
-a guy, to me, on our random and fun first date.
my response? of course i told him, with a polite smile on my face, to fuck off. i couldn't think of a more appropriate response on such short notice.
but on the inside, i was like :-D and it wasn't just because i had consumed half a bottle of tequila.
and no, nobody had.