I am watching the willy wonka movie and all I want to do is take the poor bedridden Buckets'es thinned out cabbage soup and EAT IT!!!! THAT IS ALL I WANT! TO TAKE FOOD FROM THE MOUTHS OF THE POOR AND HOLD IT JUST OUT OF THEIR REACH!!! I AM SOOO HUNGRY FOR THEIR CABBAGE sOUP!!!!
-a short excerpt from a drunk e-mail i was so lucky to receive this week.