a little recognition.

girl at pizza counter: (upon seeing the bright stickers on our shirts) ooh, you're taking a bar exam? to be bartenders?

liam: [blank stare] ... um... [waiting for a smile or an "i'm kidding"]... no. like... the PA bar.

girl: [nothing registering]

liam: lawyers?

girl: oh...kay. what can i get for you?



i know, right? we think we're so entitled.

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