So, this is my life.
And I want you to know that I am both happy and sad and I'm still trying to figure out how that could be.
Thursday, July 31, 2008
i've learned a lot in the past 2 months of studying. i now know everything there is to know about the law. every law. all laws. total. knowledge.
but there are still a few things i don't understand
-why traffic jams and then *suddenly* un-jams... with no explanation for the "bottleneck" effect in the middle of an otherwise usual highway.
-how it can take 35 minutes to cook a burrito in the oven and only 3 minutes to cook the same burrito in the microwave; or why hasn't someone found a happy medium.
-why anyone would buy toothpaste that doesn't whiten, or doesn't even claim to whiten.
-why somebody decided to give rachel ray her own tv show.
-why a protein shake made with milk tastes like a delicious ice cream treat, whereas the very same protein mixed in water tastes and smells exactly. like. fart.
-the appeal of so you think you can dance.
-why we collectively fail to question the price of wine in a restaurant (e.g. $34) when we all know the real price of that bottle is far less than the store price (approx. $7.99). and on that note, did you know that the largest retailer of wine in the US is olive garden? truth.
-the trick to a bottle of heinz ketchu--- oh wait, i DO know that.
-when it became more socially acceptable to flirt via text message than in person.
-dave matthews band. what is it that i've been missing since circa 1998?
disclaimer: this list is subject to modification and/or addition.