me: how did you lock your keys inside?
d: whatever. but... so, basically, the dog didn't get to pee for 12 hours
me: ew! now he has a U.T.I.
d: well, it's 97 years old; he probably had one anyway.
lol.
i like-a do da cha-cha.
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who am i?
- tobethatguy
- after having a go at life as a commercial litigation attorney in Philadelphia, i decided to give up the pursuit of wealth and status. these days i'm pursuing happiness, and so far it's working quite well. i'm working on a new career, and i'm trying to follow my bliss. i'll tell you all about it.
this blog goes way back...
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- giving me a toothache
- cellar door
- a foodie after my own heart
- will you get ahold of yourself!?
- Still I look to find a reason to believe.
- out of order
- 2 dates, 1 night
- "how do you feel about soulmates?"
- hey, remember high school? ... me neither.
- THE ONION: a reliable source of chuckles
- browning says
- beauty in the breakdown
- love me or hate me
- breakin' all the rules
- the magic school bus
- 'ya know how i know you're gay?
- "where's my dinner, bitch?!?"
- brilliant
- hang in there, cracka'
- dog-sitter
- for the first time in my life, i actually give a shit
- summer nights
- honestly, i can skip it
- off the wall
- pillow talk
- beyond my means
- i'm SUCH a good person.
- buddha says...
- such a thing as too much space
- no reason. i just.... um... liked it.
- the heat's doin' crazy things out there
- amen, sister
- enlighten me, please
- gandhi says...
- don't sweat the little things... they're all littl...
- i will cut a bitch
- steinbeck says...
- no offense or anything...
- maybe only 50% bullsh*t
- it's too late, baby, now it's too late
- feist says...
- unintentional infliction of emotional distress
- insipid bubble gum pop drivel.
- love is winning. i like that.
- "Behold, I make all things new!"
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