breakin' all the rules

what's worse is, they're MY rules. rules by which i've abided by for so many years...

last night i watched tv in bed. i can't believe i did it. it just... happened. i should've known having a tv in my bedroom was a mistake, but i had been doing so well -- sitting on a comfy chair in the bedroom, not watching while actually in or on my bed. i feel so week.

also, i bought instant coffee. can you believe that -- INSTANT COFFEE??! who AM i?

i guess i can no longer mock and ridicule those of you who drink instant coffee regularly. and on the plus side, i will save a lot of money i was spending every morning at starbucks and dunkin' donuts, sometimes 2 or 3 times a day...

and, really, the instant coffee tastes a lot like starbucks. it does! that is, if by "like starbucks," i mean if i put starbucks through a brita two or three times. then gargled with it, spit the starbucks coffee into a melting plastic Dixie cup, added tap water to it, gave a homeless man a coffee enema with it, and THEN drank the starbucks coffee out of my favorite starbucks mug ------ then, yeah, the instant stuff kinda tastes like starbucks.

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